I Feel Good About Myself
I may or may not have eaten a stick of butter yesterday.
Read More I Feel Good About MyselfI may or may not have eaten a stick of butter yesterday.
Read More I Feel Good About MyselfThere are two folk singers upstairs from me who are singing and using a tambourine and I want to punch them in the face. Does that make me a bad person? Probably. I kid. But I am finding that my ability to concentrate when there are extraneous noises going on around me, well it’s […]
Read More Friends Don’t Let Friends Play TambourineTwo thousand seventeen is shaping up to be the summer of wearing lots of pink taffeta and elastic waistbands.
Read More Remember To Wear Comfortable ShoesI’ve really gotta work on taking a compliment better. Last night a friend came up to me and asked, “Have you been working out?” My immediate response was, “Oh these are just really tight jeans. I’m going to need a shoehorn to pry them off.” I grew up in a family where deflecting compliments was […]
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